Scott is going to tell you some stories and show you some pictures. Scott doesn't care if you don't like them. It's not like he is getting paid.
Monday, January 20, 2014
Friday, January 17, 2014
Scott says one of the pillars of modern capitalism is trying to get people to buy things regardless of whether they need them. That is why they put so much effort into trying to persuade someone with a perfectly good automobile that they need to get a new one, or a person with a perfectly good flat screen TV that they need to get a bigger one, or that the hamburger they bought isn't tasty enough and they should pay an extra dollar to get the good one. If companies ever succeeded in selling every person in the world a new blender they would immediately get to work trying to convince those people that the blender they bought isn't good enough and they need to get a new one.
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Ford just unveiled its sleek new "Equus Bass" Mustang. Scott wonders who Ford is trying to fool. "Equus Bass"? Why don't they just drop the charade and call it a Boss Mustang. Scott is sure that Ford spent a lot of money coming up with that name and they wasted every penny of it. Scott says Ford took one of the all time great car names and made a pretentious dandy out of it.
Saturday, January 11, 2014
In the news, stunning images from the Hubble Space Telescope were released on Tuesday. Using Einstein's concept that clusters of galaxies magnify and stretch light, scientists have been able to see stars 1/20th as bright as anything heretofore seen. Meanwhile, many people continue to consult those same stars for omens and hints to their future. If it weren't for pencil necked, pointy headed nerds like the guys at NASA, we would still be checking our horoscopes, looking for omens, and praying to the Moon. Well, that's not quite true. Some people will always check their horoscope, look for signs, and pray to the Moon no matter what science reveals to us. Scott reckons we need folks like that to preserve the curve.
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