Scott just saw an ad on the Internet for Sonos Wireless that featured a video clip of the Dead Boys playing "Sonic Reducer". Scott is dumbfounded. Does Stiv know about this?

Ford just unveiled its sleek new "Equus Bass" Mustang. Scott wonders who Ford is trying to fool. "Equus Bass"? Why don't they just drop the charade and call it a Boss Mustang. Scott is sure that Ford spent a lot of money coming up with that name and they wasted every penny of it. Scott says Ford took one of the all time great car names and made a pretentious dandy out of it.

Scott says if music is the food of love, Justin Bieber is working at McDonald's.

In the news, stunning images from the Hubble Space Telescope were released on Tuesday. Using Einstein's concept that clusters of galaxies magnify and stretch light, scientists have been able to see stars 1/20th as bright as anything heretofore seen. Meanwhile, many people continue to consult those same stars for omens and hints to their future. If it weren't for pencil necked, pointy headed nerds like the guys at NASA, we would still be checking our horoscopes, looking for omens, and praying to the Moon. Well, that's not quite true. Some people will always check their horoscope, look for signs, and pray to the Moon no matter what science reveals to us. Scott reckons we need folks like that to preserve the curve.

The following are exempted from military duty in Texas: "Idiots, lunatics, vagabonds, confirmed drunkards, persons addicted to the use of narcotic drugs, and persons convicted of infamous crimes." In other words, pretty much all of my friends are exempted from military duty in Texas.

I don't know about anyone else, but I feel insulted by the garbage Hollywood is cranking out. Do they really expect people to line up to see a movie adaptation of Gilligan's Island? Evidently.

Scott says the NFL needs to make teams put stripes on the side of their uniform pants. It looks like they are playing in tights. Those aren't ballet dancers out there. Those are football players. Scott needs the illusion.